Hey robot people,
I just wanted to do a quick update about my day, specifically my overabundance of mucus.
It all started this morning when I was rudely woken up at around 5:30 in the AM. You may be asking yourselves, "How is that Nate-O?" Well, unbeknownst to me, my entire apartment was transformed overnight into the Brazilian rainforrest. It was HOTT! It wasn't until I finally got up and checked the thermostat that I realized the error my roommate made... it was 80 freaking degrees.
So, I promptly turn down the thermostat and prepare for class.
After my second class, I'm walking home from the shuttle stop and I begin to feel a little tickle in the bottom of my throat. I try clearing it... but to no avail. Once I got home, I begin the task of hocking up the lung butter that is jammed there.
To make a long and disgusting story short and not so gross... I've been hocking up loogies pretty much all day. I blame the weather.
On a lighter note, I was impressed with Jimmy John's today. I put in my order for a sandwich on the ever awesome Campusfood.com website and I got my food about 20 minutes later. The site said it might be an hour... so I was very surprised with the quickness of the delivery dude. Sadly, this was the highlight of my day.
Honorable Mentions
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Me: I better get a good night's sleep tonight or heads are gonna roll! (But not really... I just wanted to throw in an empty threat in case of an emergency.)
Poopsicles aren't good for you,
~Nate-O
2 comments:
No prob Bob... just don't let it happen again!
j/k
Meanwhile...I gagged a little when I read the phrase lungbutter...
My stomach can't handle that shit right now.
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