Hey elves and elvettes,
X-Mas morning has come and gone once again. I'd say I did fairly well when it comes to gifts recieved. Here's a list. (Oh, and this is more for my benefit in case I forget later when I'm... like... 65 years old and I can't remember what I had for breakfast.)
December 18th: X-Mas w/ my Dad's family
-Tool Kit (In case anything breaks around my apartment or I feel the need to take off one of the closet doors to play beer pong.)
December 23rd: X-Mas with my brother and sister-in-law
-Monty Python T-Shirt that says "I Fart in your General Direction!" (It's sweet.)
-Aqua Teen Hunger Force Volume 4 DVD (It's even sweeter.)
X-Mas Eve: X-Mas w/ my Mom's family
-$15 Gift Card to Best Buy (I got my eye on that "Best of The Chipmunks" CD.)
-$10 Gift Card to Wally World (Meh.)
-Polo Shirt (Hmm... I need to make sure my Grandparents know my style of clothing for next year. Maybe I'll send them a memo.)
-$50 Bill (Always the right fit.)
-Fleece Pullover Shirt (Woot.)
-A Candle and a Cook book (I'm assuming this is in case I decide to become a woman at some point down the road.)
X-Mas Morning
-Jimi Hendrix T-Shirt (I'll wear this when I'm rockin' out!)
-Socks (Because you can always use more socks.)
-T-Shirt that says "Slacker" (A perfect match for my personality.)
-Funny Boxer Shorts (Ladies... if you play your cards right you may be able to check these out. Wink wink.)
-Gym Shorts
-Aqua Teen Hunger Force Volume One DVD (The circle is complete.)
-The Dukes of Hazzard Unrated DVD (Awesome movie.)
-The Warriors Director's Cut DVD (Another Awesome movie.)
-$50 Best Buy Gift Card (Screw "The Chipmunks Greatest Hits"... I'm going for the Boxed Set!)
-Another Tool Kit (In case my first one decided to blow up or I happen to lose it in a bet to an Chinese guy named Wang Chung.)
-Fight Night: Round Two for PS2 (I'm gonna knock some bitches out!)
First night of Chaunukah
-Nothing (I'm not Jewish.)
Yup... I cleaned up pretty good this year. Woot to the max!
POA: 55% (X-Mas rocks)
Honorable Mentions
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Santa: I must've been pretty good this year... and I think that $200 bribe helped too.
Me: Getting presents is freakin' sweet.
Rockin' around the X-Mas tree,
~Nate-O
2 comments:
Ok...a few things.
1.) Don't kid yourself. There really is no "playing of the cards"...you'd let pretty much any woman who tried to see those boxers.
2.) I can't correct your spelling of Hannukah because, seriously, there must be 800 ways to spell that fucking word.
3.) Why bribe Santa? Just take the $200 and buy yourself some cool shit.
I don't know how to do the linkage...
I'll work on it at school.
PROMISE!
You, Ryne, and Jake will get linkage...it's the small fact that I can't get it to work that is the problem.
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