Haiku City

Hey landlords,

I'm really starting to like Haiku poetry. I don't know why exactly, there's just something about the structure that makes you think about how to express what you want. Sometimes it's a bit difficult to get everything packed into 17 syllables... but lets give it a shot anyway.

(Disclaimer: Some of these poems are funny and random and not meant to be taken seriously. Others are a bit more serious... but not by much.)


Waffles Need Syrup
Others Might Say That's Not True
I Prefer Maple


Women Surprise Me
Pretty Yet Enigmatic
Wish I Could Explain


My Leg Is On Fire
The Smoke Alarm Is Sounding
Someone Call For Help


Who Let The Dogs Out?
They Are On A Rampage
Somone Call For Help



POA: 73% (Haikus help keep me calm)
Previous POA: 75%

Honorable Mentions
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Aaron: We have enough food to feed Ethiopea...

Me: I have a feeling something is on fire... OH CRAP! MY LEG!!!


Rescue 911,

Nate-O