Drinking

Hey tater tots,

I'm a bit tipsy. I'm sure Katie is going to be all over this entry with my spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. But, fuck it. I've been drinkin' and I don't care.

This is the start of a LONG semester of annebreation. Seriously you guys, things are bound to get a little bit saucy and out of hand. The only bad thing is that there will soon be no more kegs to be bought in the town of Muncie.

Yep, I will confirm the rumor. (I know a guy who knows a guy) All the liquor stores in town will no longer sell kegs of beer. It's a god damned disgrace to the legions of alumni who were proudly able to strut around campus with their plastic cups full of that sweet, sweet nectar. The man is holding us down... man.

Is there nothing left in this existance that we hold sacred? Kegs are gone, divorce rates are at an all time high, and I haven't been laid in almost two years. I swear this world is going directly to hell in a covered wagon. And your baby Jeffery will get dysentery. Just accept it people.

Well, thankfully I still have the bars as a sanctuary. Yay 21!


To the batcave,

~Nate-O