Seclusive Pollenation

In the time it takes for fifteen minutes to go by, I decided to change the format of "Teddy Graham Memories". I know it might break the few hearts of my faithful readers. So unless they decide to revolt against me and throw flaming bags of crap at my door, my decision is final.

There will be three basic rules:

1. Less is More
- It seems the less I write, the more funny it can be. I think my record was 8-10 paragraphs in an entry and those were as interesting as Ruth Bader Ginsberg having sex with Bob Barker. So, I'm gonna keep 'em short and sweet.

2. Be as random as possible.
- The title and content will be as random as I can make them. Plus, there will be a random sentence at the end for everyone (even me) to ponder.

3. Stop referring to myself in the Honorable Mentions section.
- I've already decided to narrow the H.M. section down to two people each entry. I will not be among them anymore since it always sounds like I'm a egotistical narcissistic bastard. (Of course, this is subject to change in case I do/have something done to me that is awesome enough to mention.)

Everything else is up for grabs. Let's get to work.


~Nate-O

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Honorable Mentions:
-Jake: For being/not being Jesus. Your sandals rock.

-Valerie Punpernickel: I don't know anyone with this name.

Random Sentence: "Our military pencil treads a journal."


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Retrospective from 2008


This was the dumbest idea I've ever had for TGM... and it lasted for a couple of entries beyond this one. What the fuck was I thinking?

I'm already never going to work another night shift. I'm also never going to set true guidelines for my blog ever again. This made my ranting and raving far too confined. Make the posts as random as possible? Who the fuck cares?!

So I guess the general guideline is to have no guideline(s). I'll blog about what I want, when I want, and just let shit happen!

(This is one of the times in my life when I wish I could go back in time and kick myself in the head for being an idiot)


~Nate-O from 2008