Once again I sit here at 5 in the morning with absolutely nothing to do. It's times like these when I wonder why I even decided to take this awful job. It's not like I could be doing something more constructive, like sleeping or anything. Well, I can only blame my broke-ass self for this posistion in life. Maybe Tony Danza will roll up and kick me in the nuts. That would make my morning for sure.
I have a French exam in a few hours. Something tells me that three hours of sleep will add up to me getting a shitty grade. Fucking french, why do those people have such a craptastic language? It's like spanish but with more cheek puffing and lougie hocking and less tounge rolling. Yeah, maybe I should just wrap my head in a vice grip and sqeeze. Then again, where do you get vice grips that big this time in the morning?
I caved and made a facebook group. It's devoted to this journal. Yeah, I was really bored when I made it. So far four people have signed up. I'll feel halfway accomplished if it gets double digit member numbers by the end of the week when I go home for the summer. See how much my life means? I measure myself based on numbers of people who join my facebook group... holy crap I'm pathetic.
~Nate-O
PS: I realize this crap isn't very funny. You try and be funny at 5:30AM... fuckers.
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Honorable Mentions:
-Carrie: For wanting more honorable mentions than I will allow.
-Tony Danza: You crazy fuck, I don't like you.
Random Sentence: "The female surveys a disaster with the horrendous chicken."
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