Best Quote Ever

"I second that. If you can't take the heat, start your own fire."
-Jake King

Holy crap. Thanks to me, Jake was able to come up with that response. My head almost exploded. Thankfully I laughed and released the building pressure like an emergency valve on a nuclear reactor.

See, this is why I miss my friends. Quotes like that are few and far between.

Here's the real scoop. Ryne was complaining about how much he didn't like preparing his house for his sister's graduation party. My comment was as follows, "Two Words: Molitov Cocktail." Then Jake responded with the above comment. It was like a bowl of ice cream topped with every topping known to man. The ultimate sundae of words and funny. I think I gained 25 pounds of brain fat.

Hopefully Jake will keep up his funny part, I'll keep up the inspiration part, and Ryne... well... I don't know what Ryne's role is in this. But damn it, I'm not gonna lift a finger to find out! That's how devoted I am!

Now it is my intention to have a glass of milk.


Nate-O says: "Always give a bird a piece of bread, because we all need fiber in our diet."