Hey dumplings,
So, once again, I'm at home! Yeah, a pretty crappy way to spend your Spring Break right? I'll get to all the reasons in a minute, but I thought I'd give all my faithful readers an update into my 4th day of break time from Muncie. (At least, those who didn't go somewhere tropical or semi-tropical. Those people are just bastards.)
I'll be able to attend college next year, thanks to the efforts of my Mom who got my FAFSA into the "Government" on time. Sweet, another year of bullshit professors who think their big shit cause they teach me why there's a difference between a typhoon and a hurricane. Another year of semi-hard work during the week followed by weekends of getting piss-drunk and failing to score with the chicks at the party. Another year of sheer boredom with pockets of so much excitement you'd think we were "Playboy University."
Also, I get to figure out if I'll be making some bucks this Summer. I gotta make some calls and persuade the big-wigs down at the INDOT to let me work again for the third year in a row. Let's just hope I won't have to suck somebody's wang in the process. (fingers crossed)
Other than that, Spring Break sucks. There's no beach in sight, I can't drink because I have no booze, and I have no money to go do anything to quelch my seething boredom. Jesus, sometimes I wish I had a hot chick next door who liked having sex and eating choclate ice cream while watching old episodes of Happy Days. But, alas, I don't. (Fuckin' Fonzy...)
To top it all off, I have to spend the days on my Parents' craptastic computer. Which is where I have to do all of my e-commerce and e-business. Maybe I can e-die or e-win the lottery so I can e-goto Florida and get wasted.
E-nough of that... did you notice my picture to the left? I kinda looks like I'm winking at you doesn't it? Kinda creepy right? (Just remember, at least I'm not doing it to you in public...)
I'd like to take a few seconds and have a moment of silence for Jake who can't seem to find his Playsation, and to Captain White for his valiant efforts in battle.
(Silence: Moment Of...)
If you for some reason had no idea why I did that, check out Jake's journal: http://www.teenopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=B497710
Well, it's time for another session of boredom. Let's hope I don't go blind in the process. (Wink, wink...)
Current PoA: 40%
Previous PoA: 49%
Honorable Mentions:
-Jake: I pine for your Playstation...
-The Fonz: I'd take lessons from you... that is if you we're a real person and we're still cool nowadays.
-Kathleen: My ex-girlfriend... can we still make out? Please?
-Me: I need a vacation...
That's what I call a dead parrot,
-Nate-O
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