Back in Muncie... Ugh (and Russell Crowe)

Hey everyone-and-all,

I've returned to the mighty town that is Muncie, Indiana. However, I doubt its "might" because I have a feeling a clan of retarded mongols could invade and manage to rape and pilliage the entire city. This is what I've come back to after a week of semi-relaxation. Yee ha.(Please note: that last phrase was meant as sarcasim)

At least I have money now. I won 200 bucks playing in a poker tournament on Friday. I was really excited and wanted there to be hoards of screaming, half-naked, big boobied Asian women there to embrace me and take me to their hotel room in Tokyo for some naughty-bad fun. But, sadly, the best looking chick at the tournament was married. Besides, the Asians would've probably stole my money and given me the Clap. Not good times.

Remember how I was going to call Kathleen and tell her some stuff about "missing her" and all that jazz? Well, after consideration, I've decided to not persue that course of action. Even if we did end up getting back together, she'd probably just dump me for a third time. I don't need that bullshit anymore. I need a girl who will give a damn about me as much as I give a damn about her. Hey, it could happen... yeah, and Giraffes with down syndrome might fly out of my ass.

My Geology class was cancelled today. Whoopee right? Well, I didn't find out until I walked all the way across campus and got to my classroom. Then I had to walk all the way back. It would've been the same as Russell Crowe coming to my house and kicking me in the nuts. At least I'd avoid the walking part.

Speaking of Russell Crowe, I bought "Gladiator" yesterday. It made me wish I could just kill the people who pissed me off. But I'd put the 21st century equivilent into practice. Take a nine-millimeter with laser scope and silencer and "pew-pew", DEAD.

Ahh... those would be good days.

Current PoA: 49%
Previous PoA: 52%

Honorable Mentions:

- Kathleen: Hope you have fun and realize you gave up one hell of a guy. Good job!

- Russell Crowe: Dude, you kick ass. Can we hang out?

- People I beat at Poker: BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MIGHTY NATE-O! MWAHAHAHA

- Me: I continue to be awesome. It rules.


My name is Gladiator,

Nate-O