World Domination... what a load of shit

Hey potential minions of Nate-O,

It's time to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! Why? Some would say I'm just crazy. Others, that I'm bored. And those silly few that really think I could do it? They don't exist.

I'll take you through the steps to my domination. It consists of multiple steps, and keep in mind I'm making this shit up as I go along. Bare with me and I promise this will be fun! Here we go...

Step 1: Set up a potential Chain of Command.

This one is pretty self-explanitory. Just pick a bunch of your friends to help in your struggle against the forces of good. I've compiled a short list of the key players of my potential "Committee of Evil Peoples."

Leader/Grand PooBah: Me(Nate-O)
Second in Command/Associate PooBah: Jake King
Military Commander/Miltary Adjunct to the PooBah: Rob Butler
Queen/ Empress PooBah: Bonnie Horner
Press Secretary: Martha Nine
Bodygaurds to the PooBah: Shawn and Bryce (They don't need last names!)
PooBah Stand-In: Tony/Robby
Court Jester/Guys I throw pies at: Alex
Official Sex Masters: Mike and Deanna
Guys who do my dirty work(write speaches, do the laundry, ETC.): Ryne and Skippy
Guy flies my robot planes with a controller back at base: Joey

Yeah, that's a good list. Let's move on.

Step 2: Find a way to permanently hold the world hostage.

If people know you could kill them in a moments notice, you'd bow down before them in a heartbeat. This could be achieved in many ways. I'm thinking a telepathic link device where I can kill a person by sheer force-of-will!

But that might be messy... oh well, people have been mopping up blood and guts for centuries. Not a big deal.

Step 3: Live happily ever after safely knowing you own the world.

These are the days where you continue to be evil and try and change the world for the better. You hang out in the hot tub eating grapes and practicing your evil laugh while the hired goons and such carry out your policies. Just make sure they are payed well so nobody tries to rebel against you. But what do you care? You can make their head explode with a single thought! MWAHAHAHAHAHA...


Note: I did a PoA last post. Not doing one this time.

Honorable Mentions:

-Bonnie: How's it feel to be my first choice for Empress? Pretty awesome huh?

-Alex: Do you prefer Lemon Marenigue or Cherry?

-Me: This would never happen... but it's fun to think about!

Keep on rockin' in the free world,

Nate-O


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Retrospective from 2008

Nate-O as a Supreme World Dictator... after four years we're not even close.

This was one of those silly posts that I actually put a lot of thought in to. These days I'm lucky if I can throw one or two clever bits into my posts. Seems back then I was WAY more creative... or I just had more time on my hands...

Either way, I think that list has changed a little bit... so here's an updated list for 2008

Leader/Grand PooBah: Me(Nate-O)
Second in Command/Associate PooBah: Jake King
Military Commander/Miltary Adjunct to the PooBah: Rob Butler
Queen/ Empress PooBah: Heidi Klum
Press Secretary: Martha and Brianne
Bodygaurds to the PooBah: Ryan and Yoda
PooBah Stand-In: Nobody... because Nate-O fears no man!
Court Jester/Guys I throw pies at: Alex (this guy still irks me for some reason)
Guys who do my dirty work(write speaches, do the laundry, ETC.): Ryne
Guy flies my robot planes with a controller back at base: Joey

Yep... that list should be good for another four years.


~Nate-O from 2008