Valentines Day... what a load of shit

Hey guys and gals,

First and foremost, I'm only bothering to write a post because Robby has been dictating his TCOM paper to himself for the past 2 HOURS!!! God damn that's annoying after a while. So, let's redirect that anger and annoyance into a rant about how much Valentines Day SUCKS! Ready, go!

February 14th is upon us once again and is just about over. And, once again, I failed to have a good day. Of course the main reason is that I always lack a girlfriend to celebrate this non-glorious, over-hyped, bullshit holiday with. I feel jealous of all those couples who are just about, or are already, gettin' down and dirty in the sack/car/airplane bathroom.

But am I unhappy? No... Well, actually I am. I mean, I haven't gotten laid in over a year! You'd be unhappy too. (That's assuming you've had sex and are yearning for more.)

Sometimes I wish I was still a virgin... wondering what all the hooplah and commotion was all about. But, I was number 10. So that's something I have to accept and live with. (Damn it) At least I have a story I can tell people for my whole life. (You know what's funny? I never told my ex-girlfriend the story! MWHAHAHAHA!)

Then again, I have no money to spend on a girlfriend anyways. So, if I had a GF, she'd have to be just as cheap, if not MORE cheap, than me. In my perfect woman, that would have to be a key trait. Along with intelligence, sense of humor, and optional good looks. I'll of course settle for a defect or two. If you know me, you know what I'm talking about.

Well, at least Hallmark and the various card/flower/chocolate vedors made their big nut for the year. I hope those greedy bastards are having fun wallowing in their money. At least they didn't get MY fuckin' money! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe they'll all get raped in the bunghole by guys named Bubba/Dweezil/Mohammed.

(Next Time: My Thoughts on World Domination)

Current PoA: 28%
Previous PoA: 42%

Honorable Mentions:

-Everyone who has a significant other: I hope you all have fun with your craptastic holiday, you bastards.

-Everyone who doesn't have a significant other: I hope you all are as miserable as I am, you bastards.

-The Future Mrs. Nate-O: I hope you like my wang in your mouth... mwahahaha

-Me: I hope you have fun being depressed, you bastard.


She fuckin' hates me,

Nate-O