An Interesting Time

Hey peoples,

So, as many of you should know, I tend to be bored a lot. That's one of the many reasons I even bother to write in this journal. Aside from the fact that I enjoy it and have a slight fanbase from which to even keep posting, you never know what will come of this. I mean, I should be sleeping or doing homework... but that would require effort.

With that, we're gonna go ahead and phase right in to RANT MODE! (Warning: If you aren't in the mood to hear me whine and moan about my troubles, skip this part.)

I think I scared off Kelly Hoke. I kissed her on the hand the other night, and I'm pretty sure she freaked out. HA! I assume this cause she doesn't really IM me anymore. When I try to IM her (granted I've only done it twice now) she doesn't talk to me as much or for as long as we used to.

Oh well, a loss is a loss I guess. My philosophies are "Carpe Diem" and "Fortune favors the bold." I put them to use, and they failed me miserably.

Big deal, I've got more pressing matters to attend to... like gettin a lady. Miss Right (or, more to the point, Miss Right Now) has been aluding me. I mean c'mon, I'd like to think I'm a hell of a catch. Yeah I can be a geek and annoying at times, and I'm not the most attractive guy in the world, but damnit I've got other qualities! Like intelligence, a sense of humor, and I'm pretty sensitive to a woman's needs.

Hell, why aren't the ladies SWARMING?!?!

I have a theory...

I can't read signals. It's just not a gift I was blessed with. I have no idea when/if a girl has ANY interest in me. And I'm not the kind of guy who just approaches a girl and proceeds to make small talk/flirt. I'm pretty sociable once I get to know people, but other than that I'm screwed.

Based on my lack of "ladies man" skills, I'd say that's why I can't get any. And those I do warm up to either A) aren't interested, B) are too shy/prude-ish to want to get any from the fine hunk of male specimen that I am, or C) are too shallow to see past my lack of physical attraction and try and get to know the REAL me.

Yes, this is a rant. I don't care... it's my damn journal and I'll rant and bitch if I want. Don't like it? Then you can eat my ass with a wooden spoon.

Advice in this matter would be greatly appreciated. Potential hook-ups, love advice, or whatever you can spare I guess. Hell, I'd even take sympathy sex from the ladies who read this. To help seal THAT deal, you ladies should know that I could most likely make ya feel good in the sack. (wink, wink)

Current PoA: 39%
Previous PoA: 50%

Honorable Mentions:

-Molly: Good to meet you finally. Jake is a lucky guy.

-Kelly Hoke: Seriously, I didn't mean to freak you out. Hope we're still cool.

-The Future Miss Right(Now): I'm a good guy, give me a chance!

-Me: God damn I'm a pathetic bastard...

Keepin' it real (or at least trying to),

Nate-O