Hey citizens,
Carrie was in my room earlier. If you don't know Carrie, here's the quick 411. She lives on the... uh... 6th floor I think and hangs out with on a semi-regular basis. On the babe-scale, I'd rate her as a 9.5. Now I know she's WAY out of my league, but if it came right down to it I wouldn't be opposed to a make-out session. (Oh, and I think she has a tattoo on her hip... and that's HOTT!)
Anydangway, Carrie apparently got a Playboy for christmas. She keeps in Shawn and Alex's room for safe keeping. Somehow this discussion carried over into what men and women think about when it comes to sexual cricumstances. We came to the conclusion that women tend to think about the actual act of sex first and the sexual anatomy of the opposite sex second. Men are opposite in this regard. We tend to think about boobies first.
Another abrupt turn of subjects and Carrie said she sometimes walks around her dorm room topless. I immediately started thinking of Carrie's boobs, thus proving my earlier statement.
How I wish I could be a fly on the wall when THAT is taking place. Aww... too bad I'm not the invisible man. That would be so awesome. But I'd use those powers for evil. Muahahahaha...
Carrie has her Birthday tomorrow too. Apparently over 20 people will be going to Steak n' Shake to celebrate. I think we'll shut the WHOLE PLACE DOWN. It'll be funny to see what happens though. I'm willing to bet good money that at least one waitress will faint. And I hope it's a hot waitress so I can practice my mouth-to-mouth resussitation techniques. I'm way out of practice.
Oh, and I ordered pizza tonight. I think the guy jipped me on the price cause I failed to mention that I had a coupon. 17.04 for two medium pizzas is rediculous. But hey, I'm sick and didn't feel like arguing. I just wanted my dang pizza.
FYI: It was some GOOD motha-fuckin' pizza!
Current PoA: 47%
Previous PoA: 43%
Honorable Mentions:
-Carrie: Boobies are cool and you're still hot.
-Dominos Pizza: You guys ripped me off... but the pizza was too good to resist.
-Me: Mountain Dew + Nyquil = Good chance for nightmares
Hoppin' on the good foot and doing the bad thing,
Nate-O
1 comment:
Thanks Nate-O!! That was awesome! Definitely made me laugh. What a b-day present. :D (BTW/ it's Andrew and Alex's room, not Shawn and Alex's...but that's OK.)
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