The Price is WRONG Biotch!

Hey fellow creatures,

So I was watching CBS today and the "Price is Right" was on. Remember when you'd watch that show religiously over the summer breaks when you were a kid? Well, I do. I guess I had a boring childhood.

One of the guy's next door has been blaring his music for the last hour and a half. It's really getting annoying. It's times like these I wish I had a flesh-eating virus that eats my auditory membranes. Or maybe a huge man-eating pet wildebeest to eat the dude's sack off. But, I don't. Maybe they could give those away on the "Price is Right." That would definitely up the ratings a bit.

You know where I'd like to visit someday? Switzerland. Hot chocolate, hot blonde babes, and really cool watches and knives call my name on a daily basis. The only drawback is that I don't like cold weather. So I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. So to hell with that plan.

Either not a lot of people look at my journal, or I get people who are just as lazy as me and don't leave comments. You people do know you can leave comments without singing in right? It's called "anonymous comments". I live for feedback people, it's like my lifeblood. So quit killing me!!

Current Percentage of Awesome: 35%
Previous PoA: 49%

Honorable Mentions:
-Rob: He's gettin some, and I'm jealous.

-Val: For given Rob some.

-Bonnie: For perhaps wanting some unbeknownst to Robby.

-Me: I want some!

Go Waffles,

Nate-O

PS: It's Veterans Day. Go Veterans!